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D-d-down with zelda!
Animorphs #10, The Android, by K. A. Applegate
KIDS PLAYING SOLDIER. FUCK YOU, K.A. APPLEGATE.
There's an infomercial for a steam mop or something on my tv right now, and pretty much the only two colors they are using are purple and white. All I can picture is Clint pushing the thing around the apartment and Kate coming in just as he's saying, "Aw, mop, no."
I’ve been staring at this for a few days now trying to think of something good to say, but all I can think of is Clint being the guy in the informercials who like can’t manage to do anything right without the help of whatever product the infomercials are trying to sell.
And it is really funny to picture.
And kate making fun of clint because he always buys the stupid products from late night infomercials but can’t even manage to get those to work.
also think about kate using his credit card to order things from the infomercials when he’s sleeping. when they get there he’s all, “i don’t remember buying this…”
and kate just lifts her coffee cup to her mouth and says, all nonchalant, “musta been sleep buying again, clint. you should really try to stop that.”
my finger slipped sorry
oh my god. BLESS YOU.
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
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